Stepford Hubby certainly has an interesting home life:
I confessed to Corrective Wife, in a moment of weakness, that I had developed an interest in face-sitting. This (for the gentle reader who is pure, as I once was) involves the man’s face becoming a seat cushion for his lady. At least, that’s the short version. For genuine aficionados — is that how you spell it? — there are nuances and subtleties. For instance, does the woman face the man’s toes, or the other direction? In one version, he gets a brown nose for all his trouble. You have to ponder, where exactly is his NOSE?
But I also confessed to swearing at work. It goes on all around me and frankly, I only use words I have heard on prime time television. But, my excuses were to no avail.
On arriving one evening after an easy day at the office, I was elated to hear that tonight would be the night, for face-sitting. Yes indeedy, I would lay on the floor and the little woman would put her entire weight on my face, taking care of course to see that I could breathe, but otherwise putting my soft, pink tongue to work.
What I had not counted on was her resolve, a couple of years ago, to “make all things erotic, punitive.”
Originally posted 2006-10-18 09:40:29. Republished by Blog Post Promoter
